a person who becomes easily infatuated with assholes, or finds themself attracted to someone who treats him or her as worthless; perhaps related to insecurity
Maggie: Yeah. So her boyfriend totally blew her off the other day. She went all the way uptown for him and bought him an engraved pen and he just told her he had to go to a party and never showed up. She waited at his door for him until he came home, which was like four hours later, and when he got there he told her he was too tired and had to go to bed.
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'
Dana: Shit! So is she coming with us to singles night?
Maggie: What? Oh no. She just got him a matching pair of engraved cufflinks... she digs that stuff. She's what you might call an 'assaholic.'
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a person, normally male, who has intent to make people feel bad about their previous actions, by making up lies to make the 'arseholist' feel better about their own daft situation.
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a person, normally male, who has intent to make people feel bad about their previous actions, by making up lies to make the 'arseholist' feel better about their own daft situation.
Every time I do or say something wrong, even if it was accidental, you go and act like a complete arseholist because you have something to hide.
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1. A person who is a chronic asshole; one who is in a constant state of assholeness.
2. Assaholic in nature.
1. A person who is a chronic asshole; one who is in a constant state of assholeness.
2. Assaholic in nature.
Jim: I don't know what Peter was trippin on last night, but it must have been some heavy shit.
Roy: What do you mean?
Jim: He strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. Then he pissed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his dick.
Roy: You didn't know? He's an assaholic.
Roy: What do you mean?
Jim: He strip-danced on our antique coffee table in front of my senile grandmother. Then he pissed on my cat and slapped it in the face with his dick.
Roy: You didn't know? He's an assaholic.
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"Bryan is acting like an assaholic, maybe someone should snap him out of it with a slap to his freaking face"
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