A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.
Kyle: Did you see Jarrod Alonge's new video? He really got Knuckle Puck that time!
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
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She is a native of Pennsylvania, Ohio or Southern California, but attended university on the east coast - typically a larger school with a Division I sports program and rigorous, but not too tough academic standards - Examples would be James Madison University, Penn State, College of Charleston, or University of Rhode Island. During college Arlington girl was a sister of Delta Gamma or Kappa Alpha Theta sororities.
When she didn't find a husband during college, she moved to Washington, DC because Daddy couldn't afford to buy her a condo in NYC or because the college boyfriend (an engineering or accounting major) has a job in DC.
Arlington girl works exactly 40 hours a week, spending much of that time at anntaylorloft.com or bananarepublic.com. After work she goes to many happy hours in downtown washington, drinking several $15 martinis while trying to meet Mr. Right. Sometimes, when her "allowance" from daddy is running low, she goes to dollar draft night at Rock Bottom Brewery in Ballston.
She lives in a 1 bedroom apartment or has recently secured a condo or townhouse with Daddy's generous help on the down payment. The apartment is filled, painstakingly, with Pottery Barn furniture, but the refrigerator is empty - except for leftovers from dinner out 3 nights ago.
Arlington girl will live in Arlington until she: a) gets married and moves to a McMansion in Fairfax county or b) turns 30 and is still single - then she'll get her MBA from George Mason or George Washington and move to New York.
Arlington girl may also make appearances in gentrified and gentrifying sections of Washington DC - like Eastern Market and other areas of Capitol Hill. The distinguishing factor between Arlington girl and Capitol Hill girl is that Arlington Girl makes 2-3 times as much Capitol Hill girl and therefore is not prostituting her self like Jessica Cutler.
See also marina girl or trixie for her San Francisco and Chicago counterparts
She is a native of Pennsylvania, Ohio or Southern California, but attended university on the east coast - typically a larger school with a Division I sports program and rigorous, but not too tough academic standards - Examples would be James Madison University, Penn State, College of Charleston, or University of Rhode Island. During college Arlington girl was a sister of Delta Gamma or Kappa Alpha Theta sororities.
When she didn't find a husband during college, she moved to Washington, DC because Daddy couldn't afford to buy her a condo in NYC or because the college boyfriend (an engineering or accounting major) has a job in DC.
Arlington girl works exactly 40 hours a week, spending much of that time at anntaylorloft.com or bananarepublic.com. After work she goes to many happy hours in downtown washington, drinking several $15 martinis while trying to meet Mr. Right. Sometimes, when her "allowance" from daddy is running low, she goes to dollar draft night at Rock Bottom Brewery in Ballston.
She lives in a 1 bedroom apartment or has recently secured a condo or townhouse with Daddy's generous help on the down payment. The apartment is filled, painstakingly, with Pottery Barn furniture, but the refrigerator is empty - except for leftovers from dinner out 3 nights ago.
Arlington girl will live in Arlington until she: a) gets married and moves to a McMansion in Fairfax county or b) turns 30 and is still single - then she'll get her MBA from George Mason or George Washington and move to New York.
Arlington girl may also make appearances in gentrified and gentrifying sections of Washington DC - like Eastern Market and other areas of Capitol Hill. The distinguishing factor between Arlington girl and Capitol Hill girl is that Arlington Girl makes 2-3 times as much Capitol Hill girl and therefore is not prostituting her self like Jessica Cutler.
See also marina girl or trixie for her San Francisco and Chicago counterparts
Like all Arlington Girls, Jessica was excited to be attending her best girl friend from her sorority's bachelorette party in Las Vegas.
by Princess Bee September 16, 2006
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A dogie is a calf (young cow) that has no mother. Git along little doggie is a phrase shoutted out by cowboys while hearding cattle.
by Ray Gaither April 9, 2004
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" This place smells and their are minorities everywhere. When are we going to get back to clean, productive, crime free Arlington Whites?"
by tommmmm4544m May 15, 2009
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Eric: "Hey, weren't you hanging out with Emily and her friends last night?"
Ray: "Yeah, up until we ran into some old ass dudes at the basketball game. As soon as those tag along hoes heard the word 'alcohol' they vanished."
Ray: "Yeah, up until we ran into some old ass dudes at the basketball game. As soon as those tag along hoes heard the word 'alcohol' they vanished."
by Loaferman January 11, 2011
Get the tag along hoes mug."Arlingtonable" is a term that stands for when the conditions in D.C. are perfect to make the trek from the capitol all the way to arlington on foot with no problem.
Ideally, "Arlingtonable" encompasses the perfect conditions; a cool and still evening with a light drizzle. This way, you can listen to your ipod and not become dehydrated while you can run nonstop on your voyage to Arlington Cemetery from the capitol. Also on a night like this, there will be fog at the cemetery, only making the experience that much more orgasmic.
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