booty appointment

A scheduled time to get together with a friend to have sex. Just like a booty call but usually planned a few days in advance.

Sorry bro I can't come to your party this friday, I got a booty appointment with Vanessa.

by UrbanPrick November 29, 2012

Shag Appointment

when a have a date set up with a girl so that u can fuck

Guy: Hey, ready for our shag appointment?
Girl: ofc I am see u tonight

by LucaLover123 March 13, 2020

doctors appointment

A specific time set to see a medical doctor. The patient usually has booked the appointment months in advance to get the first available time. A sign in sheet is at the reception desk and the receptionist is pissed because you interrupted her cell phone texting. Then the patient is handed a stack of papers to fill out and told to have a seat. After not feeling well and stressing about what may be wrong then gets to wait in the crowded, germ filled room for another 2 hrs. After the doctors appointment one may find themselves wondering why they even went and if they will receive a letter from epidemiology saying they were exposed to some contagious disease.

I went to my doctors appointment today and read old magazines in a germ filled, dirty waiting room for 2 hrs. When the medical assistant called me in I waited for another 1/2 hr in the exam room to see the doctor for 5 mins. However, I should feel lucky because I have an HMO that tells my doctors how to practice medicine.

by kaneki September 26, 2009

Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.

Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick

by Dafoock April 2, 2021

Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

appoint

(n) the opposite of disappoint. as in, to approve.

Son, I am appoint

by beannnnnnnnnnnn July 30, 2011

appcident

When your finger accidentally touches an app on your phone, causing it to load up and preventing you from doing the task you were going to do until you are able to close the app down.

I needed to check my email on my phone but an appcident caused Football Manager to load up.

by iamseabass March 16, 2015