Applelanche

When you grab a apple from the bottom of a pile of apples and they all fall like an avalanche.

*Speaking over loud speaker at grocery store* Janitor to isle 7 there was an applelanche
*Janitor* F***, these kids are cray cray with their shananigans

by thatrandomwhitechick December 27, 2014

Applecrab

Crabs that live in yellow apples

I bit in my orange apple and saw a miniature purple applecrab

by Lottietohottie December 9, 2018

applecrab

Miniature purple crabs in orange apples

I bit in my orange apple and found a purple small applecrab

by Lottietohottie December 9, 2018

Appelflap

An Appelflap is a mythical creature, known for being extremely rude and disrespectful.

Don't be an Appelflap man

by Not Appelflap August 10, 2020

Appleapplechia

1. A derogatory/slang word for targeted individules- a Christain, Jewish person🔯, good sumeritain with morals and values aka Zion(read revelations 20 in 2020)💛💙☕- inocent targeted individules, Held hostage in a "matrix mixed with fear.com" most seem unaware. Often falsely diagnosed with skitzophrenia, altzimers. Many have symptoms of various bone/muscle degeneration, eczema, cancer, immune disorders. Google how to survive being a targeted individule/gangstalked. Use anti-emf/emp grounding faraday quwave📝📝📝🚔🚑🏥read the HolyBible (kjv/niv)! Eat Potassium, vitamin d +b anti-oxydents vitamin c+e! Anisotropic crystals!

2. An episode of Doctor Who on BBC (is not at fault)

3. AppleIBM(is not at fault)

4. dont eat peoples brains! eat a real apple🍎 they r loaded with potassium!

All of us being called "appleapplechias" good human beings demand that our brains not be eaten like apples(the criminals that have ultrasonic4kdrones- scattered in small outcasts groups of 20 or less hackers in their own houses all over the globe specifically in chataqawa county ny-locals+nyc-media -are the ones attacking us!) WE ARE NOT FOOD/Disectable FOR BEELZEBUBS! The criminals have been blameing the governments, (disinformation,mythology,slander,ID theft, conspiracy theories), IT ISNT THE GOVERMENTS! The Good Sovereign Government, under God, America and the U.N., W.H.O., will rescue us because they are super heros! THANK GOD FOR THE GOVERNMENT! STAY SAFE!🏥🇺🇸🗽⛪

by GlitterCoffin October 16, 2020

appleappleitis

when your stomach growls so much that it sounds like your farting

guy1: EW DID YOU FART
guy2: LOL NO I HAVE APPLEAPPLEITIS

by David Trump February 23, 2021

AppleCare

The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.

“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”

“What the hell is AppleCare?”

“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”

“Yea”

“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“

“I think I get the idea.”

by anonymous November 16, 2025