The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
“What the hell is AppleCare?”
“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”
“Yea”
“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“
“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
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