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AppleCare

The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”

What the hell is AppleCare?”

“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”

“Yea”

“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“

“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
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Appletard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.
Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.
by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007
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Appletard

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.
That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.
by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010
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appletart game

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?
1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!
by appletartkid December 26, 2011
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Appletard

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products
ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard
by Zebulebu June 5, 2011
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applecaps

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.
examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"
by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009
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Applecable

(apple-kuh-bull) An adjective that describes when a red card is "applicable" in the game Apples to Apples.
Hans: Ok so the green card is "Bear-like" and I need a card thats applecable.
Taylor: Oh mine's the best for that.
Hans: Oh yeah, what is it?
Taylor: Rosie O'Donnell. What do you have?
Hans: The common loon...
by Taylor Anne January 17, 2009
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