Skip to main content

Myspace Angles 

When you view a girls picture on Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually not that hot at all.
Did you see Alyssa's pic on Myspace?

Yeah but some kid told me she is just working the Myspace angles.
Myspace Angles by Karma_II April 22, 2009

Show the angles right 

A saying someone uses when they want to send a hot or good looking pic of them. Sometimes even explicit photos, abs etc.
For example:

Girl: *sends a photo of her face*

Guy: show the angles right

Girl: *sends a photo of her breasts

the angles

The Angles:

Only a shot of the face, a shot of the ass, a shot of the mouth, a shot of the eyes.
“There is no full picture”

All the ugly girls at myspace have this!!!
Dude 1- Dude look at this chick she is hot!!!
Dude 2- Dude she’s got the angles, you know... “The angles” all the ugly chicks at myspace have that, there is no full picture!
the angles by joshi July 28, 2008

Los Angles 

A large metorpolitian City in Souther California. Knows for Beverly Hills, Disneyland, Hollywood, and Fake boobies.
Los Angles by Dirunitas August 24, 2008

parallel angles 

angles that are 180 degrees so they form straight lines, thus making them parallel so they will never touch.
___________
___________
^these are parallel angles
parallel angles by ssyydddd March 27, 2007

Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.
Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.
Goblin Angles by SammyBee August 19, 2008