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Angelina Jolie 

A woman you will never have sex with
Joe: "Oh shit dude, Angelina Jolie is so fucking hot! I'd tap that in a second."
John: "But you never, ever, ever will, Joe. Ever. In fact, by the time you're old enough to even remotely have a shot, she'll no longer be hot. The very fabric of spacetime is stopping you from tapping that ass."
Angelina Jolie by Bigkahkistan January 23, 2009

angelina jolie 

One of the hottest women in Hollywood for sure, though I must admit her lips a bit overated, and the whole "I'm straight but I'd do Angelina Jolie" thing is so cliche and lame.

Eitherway she's a very sweet chick who actually cares about the poor, and adopts children from 3rd world countries. She isn't too trendy (which is a good thing) but still has a very cool style like Gwen Stefani, and she has some tight original tattoo's.
Angelina Jolie is a total bad ass.
angelina jolie by jolina April 12, 2005

angelina jolie 

Prototype of the perfect-looking woman.
Living proof that God wants men to be happy.
A goddess on earth.
Major boner-fuel.

angelina jolie 

Better known as Tomb Raider. Jolie is the world's most famous archaeologist. Her exploits were depicted in the Tomb Raider series of video games and films. Due to her incredible hotness, Jolie became Male Masturbation Fantasy # 1 for three years in a row between 2001 and 2003.
Angelina Jolie is the greatest archaeologist in the history of mankind.
angelina jolie by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

Angelina Jolie 

A bad girl gone good. She cares about people. She is someone we should all try to emulate.
I'm glad she's so kind
Angelina Jolie by KroSS October 4, 2004

angeliyah 

She's a cute girl. She's is extra af. She's always smiling / laughing. Shes absolutely hilarious. She loves puns. She's the one you want to go to when you have problems. She will help you laugh your cares away. She's doesn't care what people think. She does what she wants. And She's very loyal which is great. She also has a great sense of style.
Person: Angeliyah is so funny.
Person 2: I know right!
angeliyah by Pinknation23 July 16, 2017