Urban Dictionary abused most of it's definitions
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Get the Abused mug.1. a small appetizer meant to tease the palate before the meal
2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day
2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day
1. "The crostini with pan-seared fois gras was a delightful amuse-bouche."
2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."
2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."
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A synonym for entertainment.
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Get the Abused Penis mug.when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence
you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.
by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010
Get the wrong-cumfully abused mug.1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
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