atstenchencord

Fuck getting shot you ever got whooped with a atstenchencord 😐

"hand me the atstenchencord"

by pillbug science March 16, 2021

Jane Austen

A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.

English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.

*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*

Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!

Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!

Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)

Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!

by Austinet May 19, 2009

Amsterdam surprise

to take a shit in the driver's seat of someone's car and lock the door on a hot day

A-"Did you hear about Leo J.? He pissed that girl off so badly that she left him an Amsterdam surprise." R-"Damn, that's harsh!"

"Don't leave your car doors unlocked when Brody has been drinking. You might end up getting an Amsterdam surprise."

by a2va April 22, 2014

i went to amsterdam without you

This term is used when you are secretly gay and went with your "girlfriend" to Amsterdam. In this trip you are very sad because you are also in love with your supposed "mortal enemy", so in your time in Amsterdam with your girlfriend you were thinking about your "mortal enemy". This is a sad term.

Louis(via Always You): "I went to Amsterdam without you and all I could do is think about you💚💙"

by it is real💙💚 September 18, 2020

amsterdam french fry

When mayonnaise is used instead of a more conventional lubricant for sexual activity.

Did you know that in Europe they don't put ketchup on their fries? They prefer to use mayonnaise. The other night we didn't have any lube so, I went for the old Amsterdam French Fry...worked like a charm.

by rerahrabbit January 17, 2011

smells like amsterdam

euphemism for "it smells like weed"

- "ah, let's go. it smells like amsterdam in here"

by anon55 August 28, 2006

Austenasia

The Empire of Austenasia is a micronation based in Carshalton with eleven citizens and an army of over two dozen. Locally famous as a "quirky" independence movement, has been in the local Sutton Guardian paper twice as of July 2012 and its Prime Minister has been in meetings with the local MP Tom Brake.

"Why has that house got a strange flag flying over it?"
"It's the capital of Austenasia"
"Oh. Wait, what?"

by ipsa July 10, 2012