blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

amputee lover

Someone who has a fetish for an amputee.

"I guess jerry had remembered my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a bitch with no legs!"- amputee lover

by mc dicksauce July 20, 2006

ampute

sex with a female that is missing limbs

I had sex with that ampute

by tnrunner April 27, 2006

ampatheater

Correctly spelled "amphitheatre," it's an open-air venue for spectator sports, concerts, rallies, or theatrical performances.

Red Rocks, in Colorado, is a good example of an ampatheater. Carved out of the side of a mountain, this open-air concert venue has been home to many a show by great rock groups.

by johnthewordman December 27, 2009

ampty porn

When people do sexual acts on musical equipment especially amps . The amp is often used to excell tge moans of the orgas

Dude I had sex with this chic on an amp yesterday. Hardcore ampty porn

by TWE123 July 27, 2014

Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

Superhydronific ampflication radiation of simulation

A laser used with water that ricochets off walls of metal and rock to capture a aquatic animal and preserve it.

The Superhydronific ampflication radiation of simulation caught the narwal.

by Amel Windom December 27, 2007