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Amish Moon Butter

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The act if urinating in an amish persons rectal cavity and churning the urine with your penis, as if it were butter.
Hey man! I have a throbbing UTI because I just finished giving Debby the craziest Amish Moon Butter. My dick was literally churning my own piss in her ass! It was awesome!
by Oscarsom Tabington May 10, 2023
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Amish Moon Butter

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When you piss into an Amish persons ass and then you churn it with your dick
I want some goddamn Amish Moon Butter.
by mynamebruh May 10, 2023
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Amish Moon Butter

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The sexual act of pissing in an Amish person's ass, and churning it with your penis.
I went to Pennsylvania and had me an Amish Moon Butter last night.
by Bob_Da_Bes May 11, 2023
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Amish moon butter

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When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.
She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.
by Goons definitions May 11, 2023
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Amish Peanut Butter

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When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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Amish Butterfinger

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When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.
Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...
by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009
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amish butterknife

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The ultimate in Shadery and Nyaaaaaaaaadom.

Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.
When Eskimo passed out last night, we called up John Yoder, scored some "Amish butter," and gave Eskimo the ole "Amish Butterknife"
by The Gapist March 20, 2007
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