Alona 

An Alona is an incredible creature. she has a diverse personality and is kind and trusting but also crazy and funny. You can find the wild Alona in the bare warfare of the dfghnjm,zxcvb school. Alona is a walking meme but in the best way possible. Alonas hangs out with wild saias, luciens, sams, thomas, and few more. her and her aMaZiNg friends are all goth Italians that only wear black. Alonas are sarcastic and know EVERYONESSSSSSS secrets bewhere. she is totally not pointing a gun at my head now. wait what

1.- quick dude! look! its an Alona with her goth Italian friends!
2.- oh no dude, shes maddddddd you better run if you like your life
1.- Dude, alona is so sweet and kind!
2.- Ok, just dont take her food

Alona by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

Alyona

sweet, hot, sexy. smart. Alyonas' are really attractive, they dont put up with shit but they are big flirts. they tend to call guys they like dude or bro without knowing it. any guy would be lucky to date an alyona. alyonas' are strong both mentally and physically .

alyona is hella hot. did you say the way she looked at me?

YESSS OMG

Alyona by abl202 January 6, 2022

alona 

its name for girl. its orgin is hebrew and it means oaktree.
its very popular in isreal

hey alona how r thing going?
Alona why u gotta be so mean ?
Alona is such a pretty name

alona by alona April 21, 2008

Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

Altona by He's the boxman September 16, 2006

alonah 

a funny burnette who likes everyhting and doesnt care who u are or what u doo..! alonah is a girl who can be a flirt..! is extreamly cool and funny

ohh look an alonah
they all look like alonahs

alonah by XxDramaxX July 13, 2010

Alconarcolepsy 

Overconsumption of alcohol that results in a sudden coma-like state, usually mid-sentence.

We can't get Mike's nasty ass up off the couch because he is suffering from alconarcolepsy.

Alconarcolepsy by Fraench Toast September 19, 2007

Alcona 

A small town in Ontario about 20 min to a half hour away from Barrie, If you move to this town you are signing your soul over to the devil. A giant wall should be constructed around the town so all the idiots dont get out and fuck everything else up

ohh he went to Alcona, guess we will never see him again, poor guy, i bet those savages ripped him to pieces.

Alcona by jamesway101 December 20, 2010