Allinism

The belief that GG Allin was the reincarnation of Christ as was his given name at birth by his father who was visited by Angels and hence named him Jesus Christ Allin.

What religion do you belong?
None. I practice Allinism.

by Shorn Turner October 8, 2020

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Alvinist

The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.

P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.

by quadrum September 24, 2019

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004

Allinity

CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE!!!!
CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE!!!!
CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE!!!!
CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE!!!!

Hey Paul! How you doin'?
I'm Allinity...
(Friend leaves)

by Meme Production July 19, 2018

Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .

He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.

by Itapped March 2, 2016

Aliniting

The action of throwing your pet in general in anger

Yo that asshole starting aliniting his cat like no tomorrow. Fuckin dipshit

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019