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Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .
He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.
by Itapped November 28, 2015
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