A book written by Maddox. Published May 30th, 2006.
This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:
A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies
This book is guaranteed to make you a badass motherfucker just like Maddox, and the chapters are defined below:
A is for Ass-Kicking
B is for Boners
C is for Copping A Feel
D is for Dump, Taking A
E is for Enlightenment (Women have never invented anything)
F is for Female Wrestling
G is for Gas
H is for Hot Sauce
I is for Irate
J is for Jerky, Beef
K is for Knockers
L is for Lumberjack (Caveman -> Viking -> Pirate -> Lumberjack)
M is for Metal
N is for Norris, Chuck
O is for Obedience (Training for Women)
P is for Pirates
Q is for Quickie
R is for Road Rage
S is for Sneaking a Peek
T is for Taunting
U is for Urinal Etiquette
V is for Violence
W is for Winner
X is for XXX
Y is for Yelling
Z is for Zombies
In the Alphabet of Manliness, there is a list of all definitive winners in history. They are as follows:
- Me
- King Ghidora
- Steve Buscemi
- Lesbians
- Flying Squirrels
- Red Twizzlers
- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow
- Kung Pao shrimp
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Moshi Moshi
- Ivan the Terrible
- Extra sharp cheddar cheese
- Monsters
- Fried chicken
- Chops
- Me
- King Ghidora
- Steve Buscemi
- Lesbians
- Flying Squirrels
- Red Twizzlers
- Castlevania: 1, 3, 4, Symphony of th eNight, Dawn of Sorrow
- Kung Pao shrimp
- Theodore Roosevelt
- Moshi Moshi
- Ivan the Terrible
- Extra sharp cheddar cheese
- Monsters
- Fried chicken
- Chops
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Here I'll use the New York Alphabet. Fuckin F, Fuckin R, Fuckin A, Fuckin N, Fuckin K!
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That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.
Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)
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Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.
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"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
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Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
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Get the Licking the Alphabet mug.A is for Alone; and always complaining how you are just that.
B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do.
C is for Crying.
D is for Dyed Black Hair.
E is for Emotion; and exaggerating every one you have.
F is for FLOORPUNCH!!!
G is for Glasses; preferably thick black rims.
H is for Heartbreak. boo hoo.
I is for the Intense Pain you feel from your unrequited love.
J is for Jilted Lover.
K is for Kissing; and whining about how you aren't doing it.
L is for Labeling yourself.
M is for Mood swings.
N is for Never having any friends who care about you.
O is for "Old Man Pants".
P is for "Picked Last in Gym Class"; and other cliches of the sort.
Q is for Questiong your self worth.
R is for Remembering the times when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S is for Sweaters.
T is for Thrift stores.
U is for Underdeveloped Muscles; because you have to be out of shape, one way or another, to be emo.
V is for Veganism.
W is for Whining about how everything is so terrible, and your parents that make six figures can't buy you the love that you want.
X is for X-Girlfriends, and talking about the pain that they bring you.
Y is for Your miserable existance.
Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.
B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do.
C is for Crying.
D is for Dyed Black Hair.
E is for Emotion; and exaggerating every one you have.
F is for FLOORPUNCH!!!
G is for Glasses; preferably thick black rims.
H is for Heartbreak. boo hoo.
I is for the Intense Pain you feel from your unrequited love.
J is for Jilted Lover.
K is for Kissing; and whining about how you aren't doing it.
L is for Labeling yourself.
M is for Mood swings.
N is for Never having any friends who care about you.
O is for "Old Man Pants".
P is for "Picked Last in Gym Class"; and other cliches of the sort.
Q is for Questiong your self worth.
R is for Remembering the times when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S is for Sweaters.
T is for Thrift stores.
U is for Underdeveloped Muscles; because you have to be out of shape, one way or another, to be emo.
V is for Veganism.
W is for Whining about how everything is so terrible, and your parents that make six figures can't buy you the love that you want.
X is for X-Girlfriends, and talking about the pain that they bring you.
Y is for Your miserable existance.
Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.
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