I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

Allergics

A category of people, who have allergies.

"Who would need an anti-sneezing device?"
"Allergics would!"

by Patrycja Bogdal September 1, 2009

Allergency

an urgent need for assistance or relief due to an allergic reaction.

The watermelon made his balls swell up like grapefruits! Call 911! This is an allergency!

by engfish November 4, 2015

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Allergic-to-war

A fake disease that is made up so you can get out of the war and be "allergic"

Hannah:Jodie...I don't like this place anymore *guns bangg*
Jodie:Neither do I...I think Im allergic-to-war now.

by JODEEEEEE December 15, 2008

Allergetical

Southern allergies

“My neighbor is very allergetical when it comes to cutting his grass.” -M. Massey

by Mrs.scoot August 7, 2024

hyper & hypo allergenic

they’re just the same thing.

person 1: name bought me a hyper allergenic necklace
person 2: don’t you mean hypo allergenic?
person 1: they’re the same

(hyper & hypo allergenic)

by skittlepickle December 15, 2021