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Alfahane

Alfahane is a common mocambiquan last name given to the tribe leader, or the tribe alpha. It originated in the early 1300s and means alpha make in modern english
A: Name please?
B: Aleksander alfahane
by Bengan94 June 6, 2021
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Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
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Alfalfa hair

noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.

*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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alfalfa farmer

1. A rural inhabitant who has come to the city seeking prostitutes. 2. An unshophisticated John who is not particular about the gender or type of prostitute he employs. 3. A good-natured fellow just looking for a good time.

Definition derived from an infamous entry in the world sex guide (http://www.worldsexguide.org/mailbag.txt.html).
I'm an alfalfa farmer, and I don't care wether she was a man in the begging or not i get good head long slow fucking and swinging with a parner who dos not
abject that is all that count,s
by telephone July 22, 2008
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alfalfa

if you are receiving oral sex from your girl but she doesn't like to swallow you pull out when you are ready to orgasm and ejaculate across the top of her head giving her some what of a cow lick look
"girl why is your hair sticken' up in the back?" "i didn't want to swallow so my man gave me an alfalfa!"
by z'boy December 22, 2007
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Alfalfa male

Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.
Scott is such an alfalfa male, a complete pussy but the chicks dig him.
by McNevin September 19, 2009
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Albafam

I saw an albafam today!
by Lala785 August 26, 2011
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