When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.
"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"
by theboi669 April 18, 2019
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Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet
Paul: Nothin' just giving sis the good ol' Alabama Glove Puppet
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If you have an Alana as a friend/girlfriend you are lucky.
If you have an Alana as a friend/girlfriend you are lucky.
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Person #1 : That girl has been with the same guy for years and she still looks happy
Person #2 : I know right, I heard she’s very loyal to him. I bet her name is Alanah
Person #2 : I know right, I heard she’s very loyal to him. I bet her name is Alanah
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