abulation

A schedule of any routine, habitual duties.

I have been so behind I have not yet been able to finish my morning's abulations.

by wispofwildfire March 5, 2009

Alculation

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.

I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?

by munson25 October 9, 2011

aducation

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An education derived from TV, Magazine, and Bill Board advertisements.

I think the most important thing for Americas' future is the aducation of its youth.

by Gr33nlungz June 25, 2008

Analation

Analation is where you get fucked so hard in your anus that your intestines explode with rainbow streamers which then attract homosexual people and they get in on the action too

Kyle: You should've heard me and Jims Analation last night, he Analated me so hard that I had to be on my guard for gays all night
Thomas: Oh, man. That's got to be tough

by Jimmy The Boss Man September 25, 2013

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 1, 2010

argusation

a conversation that escalades into an argument

I wanted to have a conversation not an argusation.

by PetersIV June 16, 2021

agularian

About, pertaining to, or akin to Christina Agulara.

Sara: Wow did you hear Ellie sing today?
Ashley: Yeah, she sounded totally Agularian!

by Jusical Musical May 22, 2014