What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.
Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.
by Beldar's big brother September 27, 2015
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Getting up from a wild drunken night of sleep Dean attempted to walk to his bathroom, only to stumble about obviously suffering from a serious case of afterditz.
by The South American Fruit May 16, 2009
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Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...
Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010
Get the Wanking afteritch mug.Who can know what comes after death mi todo. If there's nothing but emptiness, so be it I will love you to fill said emptiness. If there is another side, I'll follow you and hold your hand the entire time after we die. I'm struggling to make this rhyme, but like I said till the end of time and beyond the grave- you see my love for you reaches no bounds. In between lives I'm not sure where we'll go, maybe limbo? I don't know where we'll go, but if soul deals are real I'll always choose you to be my lover.
by OnnieSimpre May 8, 2022
Get the <3Through the afterlife<3 mug.A feeling or mood in which someone who has recently gone partying breaks out into spontaneous dancing and hears clubbing music in there head
A: WHY IS C DANCING LIKE THAT
B: BECAUSE C has the afterlife because of how cool that last party was
B: BECAUSE C has the afterlife because of how cool that last party was
by Shades and buttons October 1, 2019
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Do not astervate the rookies if you want this thing to run
We need to secretly astervate them to stop them.
We need to secretly astervate them to stop them.
by Sinel Radar January 11, 2021
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