Abandoned In The Cart

Having to shit terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away.

Dude, last night after some greasy Mexican food, I felt like my gut was about to explode. I sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart.

by SunDevil1959 December 5, 2016

with abandon

an action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.

The drunk girl threw off her clothes with abandon, as the alcohol had lowered her inhibitions.

by wish move January 2, 2006

Abundalacaca

It's normally used to make your friends laugh
Best used in group chats

Abundalacaca mate

by °XOXO gossip Girl° March 7, 2020

Abandoned

When a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.

Harry: Let's meet at 11am!
Bruce: Sure!
*1pm*
Bruce: He abandoned me!!!

by Nathantheboi January 19, 2014

Abandon

Dad

Son: hey mom, why did dad abandon us?

Mom: because he was a cheating son of a gun

by Dads milk December 1, 2019

abunda la kaka

shit head

you abunda la kaka

by funny african March 22, 2020

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

by Nick D February 18, 2005