Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.

You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.

by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020

what is a simp

Someone manly men who will be obsessed over a girl (or boy) and want to be with them and will do anything for them.

Person 1: hey i totally simp for that dude over there
Person 2: really damn...wait what is a simp?
Person 1: oh yea, i would do anything for them

by Thatcrazyredhead September 26, 2020

Pulling a Simran

When you say your going to do something with a person but end up ditching them.

Hey he is pulling a simran on me what an asshole.

by Singhy March 26, 2011

Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 3, 2004

Doing a Simpkin

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly

George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere

by Bling_Master April 5, 2004

i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.

hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine

by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020