pandaing

To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.

Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.
Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.
by Shookat October 03, 2011
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pandaing

Verb.
To cut someones lunch (seecut lunch) while they are eating it or after they have eaten it.
See Pandaed
The damn pandaing bastard came in and pandaed my ex girlfriend. Bad enough he was hitting on her while we were dating what a panda
by jilted April 27, 2004
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Panda

A large black and white bear, prone to sneezing fits, during which it is typically indiscriminate about who or what it sneezes upon.
by Leon Grimm August 04, 2008
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Panda

A white BMW X6 with tinted windows OR any white SUV/Crossover vehicle with dark tinted windows.
When you see me, Black X6, phantom, white X6 looks like a panda. Going out like I'm Montana.
by LimeMike May 20, 2016
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Panda

Variant on "bear" from the gay community. A Panda is a big hairy asian gay man. As with other hairy asians, they are very rare.
Did you see that hairy muscle Panda? F'ing hot.
by DesperatelySeekingPandas May 09, 2011
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Panda

1. Drunk.
2. Beyond buzzed, but not quite plastered.
Origins: Daemon Hatfield and Greg "The Thrilla" Miller
Daemon and Greg got totally panda at PAX East this year.
by pennstate40 April 01, 2010
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panda

A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
by TheBeagle December 04, 2009
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