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Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.
Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"
by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012
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They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape
by Basc69 November 27, 2018
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They Did Surgery On a Grape

Leah: GUESS WHAT!
Me: what?
Leah: THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!
Me: *whispers to self* you're retarded
by •Martha• November 26, 2018
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They did surgery on a grape

Sentence that has been around social media recently. People say it over and over for no relevant reason. It’s popular, so why not?

Grape can be identified as a lot of things, so this sentence may have a bunch of different meanings.

The surgery was done almost 5 years ago and no one knows why it went popular AGAIN this year.
by Mr. wut’s grammar? November 25, 2018
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Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.
ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)
by Phoebe and Hebe December 28, 2008
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pop a grape

Dude I just popped a grape on my best sweater; i need to pop a grape on that bitches face
by nutdick21 January 1, 2017
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they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.
person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭
by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018
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