Cerky

A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.

Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"

by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010

clerks 2

the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)

but it is another classic that you all have to like right now

clerks and clerks 2 are the best of kevin smiths great works

by jizzle dizzle July 23, 2006

Clerks

A great underground cult classic directed by Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.

Classic Clerks Moment....

Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.

by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006

clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

czerka

1. The name was originally used in Star Wars and the Czerka Corporation was aligned with the Sith, this alliance later causing the company to change its name to Czerka Arms.

2. Today, there is a real Czerka Industries (no connection with the ficticious Star Wars one), with operatives worldwide. It is an evil corporation bent on global domination and acknowledged by the US FBI. Czerka purveys "parody and satire along with undeniable truths" via "unorthodox methods such as scare-tactics, propaganda, oppression, subliminal messages, and timed press-releases to spread global fear of (their) presence - Don't be overly alarmed." Czerka is also known to work with SORP, Meet Cleaver Theater, and Iron Phanux.

This message brought to you by Czerka Industries.
There is no vaccine.
There is no escape.
There is no hope.
There is only Czerka Industries.

by CZ-333 November 10, 2008

Cerkez

A tall handsome looking bloke who is a gamer and mostly has a big cock and jerks off to porn.

'Hey cerkez wanna fuck?'
'Naaaa i'm gonna go jerk off, thanks.'

by Super Kentucky September 29, 2012

Clerk Lurk

When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.

"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."

by Arianna MK December 20, 2014