nutty comet 

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

nutty comet by zhendo April 17, 2008

Nutty Chunker 

An extremely chunky turd due to eating a large amount of nuts. Usually takes excessive force to tackle and more often than not will be substantially painful, and also may lead to anal hemorrhaging.

After making the mistake of eating a whole 5 lbs. bag of peanuts at the ball game yesterday, today I was left with the inevitable choice of forcing out what was probably the most painful and damaging nutty chunker I've ever experienced.

Nutty Chunker by Boxx Cutta December 8, 2013

nutty walrus

When you cum in a girls mouth then punch her in the stomach so the cum shoots out of her nose like walrus tusks.

I have her a nutty walrus

nutty walrus by Emas December 9, 2016

Nutty Pot 

When you cum in one of your girl’s nostrils and it comes out the other, effectively cleaning her sinuses.

I’ve been breathing great since Chet and Klyle each gave me a Nutty Pot

Nutty Pot by BA_BROWN October 23, 2018

Sunny Nutty 

A festive holiday drink comprised of the following:
1.5 oz Disaronno

1.5 oz Skrewball peanut butter whisky
1/2 fresh squeezed orange (sub orange bitters if available)
Hot water
Topped with whipped cream

Hoping to provide people a brighter side of 2020 regardless of how nutty it has been.

Hey Bri, looks like the snow is getting ready to come down, can you set us up with a couple of Sunny Nuttys to tie us over until I get this fire going.

Sunny Nutty by ay0kay November 16, 2020

Nutty Madam 

someone, usually female (often times it is hard to tell) who is fat and grossly obsessed with Twilight

Emily: Oh my god, did you see how Amanda freaked out when she saw the trailer for that New Moon movie?
Bria: Yeah, she's a total nutty madam!

Nutty Madam by I Dont Like Twilight! <3 November 20, 2009

nutty christian 

A christian who cares waaaay too much about their faith.

Son-"Fuck this."
Mother-"Honey, Jesus wouldn't say that. You should love everything in the name of god."
Son-"Shut up you nutty christian

nutty christian by satansheroin666 August 20, 2009