Zürich

It is a pretty nice city at the north-west end of the lake Zürich. It has good transportation, food, education, healthcare and a stable job market. The language spoken here is a dialect of high German called "Züritüütsch". Even some people from Germany have trouble understanding it :P

It is the birthplace of dadaism and the famous german scientist Albert Einstein was a graduate and professor at the ETH Zürich.

Currently 23,2% of the population is foreign. Mostly Germans, Italians and Serbs.

American dude: "So, do you have electricity Switzerland?"

Guy from Zürich: "Yeah. Where I live we get batteries once a month brought to us by a peasant riding a donkey"

American dude: "Really?"

Guy from Zürich: "..."

by RandomSwissDude May 11, 2010

Züricher

It's a word that a lot of German people say. But Swiss People can't hear that.

Please say in Future "Zürcher".

Statement for not-german guys:
a "zürcher" - or logical in High-German "Züricher"... - is a people who live or come from Zurich in Switzerland.

Swiss German: Ich bin än Zürcher.
High-German: Ich bin ein Zürcher.

Or "normally" in High-German:
Ich bin ein Züricher.

by hpsk April 26, 2010

zorched

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

Zarch

To Zarch is to fuck a woman with your three inch dick while climaxing in their ass, while them simultaneously thinking they will become pregnant.

Josh: Michael Create this definiton!
Michael: It's 10:40 no.
Josh: I'll tell everyone that you Zarched her...
Michael: fine...

by PicklePower June 12, 2018

zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini

Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight

by jorizza December 20, 2014

zucchinied

To be beyond the level of "Blasted" when refering to being high.

*takes hit off third bowl*
"Dude im fucked up"
......
"Duudee your zucchinied"

by Dogma or January 28, 2016

Zurah

A pretty bad ass also smart ass girl who actually have a good taste in music.

That girl is Zurah!

by Supertramper December 26, 2017