zooked

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zooted

In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.

You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.

by Colombiano186 February 21, 2008

Zooted

1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.

-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.

by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007

zooted

to be hyper focused and productively vibing.

have u ever taken addy to finish an assignment? bc if so, you were probably zooted af

Roommate 1: bruh that addy i popped had me writing for 4 hours straight listening to Avenged Sevenfold
Roommate 2: omg that's amazing
Roommate 1: yeah i was zooted af

by TwentyPee4U December 10, 2019

zoobed

you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.

Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!

by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009

zooted out

Hyped up off of drugs. Preferably crack, or cocaine.

Sheila was totally zooted out after snorting lines off of hookers' asses all night.

by Razzy Ratchets February 20, 2015

Zooted

when you smoke so much weed you are beyond the point of stoned and the possibilty of vomiting is very real

Ohhhh shit, I shouldn't have taken that last bong Rip! I'm sooo fuckin' Zooted!

by Tony Reno September 11, 2003