zooey

the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get

Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg

by Matthewthegreat January 3, 2008

Zoopy

The stoned version of tipsy, only more so, when the music is flowing and your memories are gone.

Hey, Fin are you feeling zoopy?

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams

prison slang for snacks and cakes

“I sell dat boy p*ssy for zoo zoos and wham whams” - Beyond Scared straight

by ChocolateThunderCheeks April 16, 2019

zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.

Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo

by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010

Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.

1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!

by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009

Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen

person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist

by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021

zoosk whoare

a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!

kim is a zoosk whoare i fucked him then he never spoke to me again...

by nz_girl March 4, 2010