Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

by a zookeeper September 28, 2010

Zoosh

To take something without permission; to steal.

Scott just zooshed the last piece of pizza off my plate.

by MarkShock March 26, 2016

Zoosted

being drunk or acting drunk. could also mean drunk on energy drinks or in a good mood.

BRO STEVE WAS SO ZOOSTED LAST NIGHT
YEA HE HAD ONE TOO MANY SHOTS

by thezoost June 16, 2018

Zoomscussion

A discussion that takes place on Zoom

A lot of important information was shared in our Zoomscussion this morning.

by VMc9 April 6, 2020

zoomsgiving

a Thanksgiving dinner held over Zoom or similar remote conferencing application as opposed to in person as a result of COVID-19 fears and social distancing practices.

Is it really worth trying to cook a turkey this year if it's just going to be a Zoomsgiving?

by doctor ronnie June 28, 2020

zoots magoots

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.

we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.

by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

Zoosexual

A mentally retarted person who uses the term "zoosexual" to justify raping animals

Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual

Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself

Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe

Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"

by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022