Zoof

A nickname for someone for whom you feel very intense affection; pertaining to, the ultimate partner.

Also used as: Zoofy

Oh my incredible zoof, I'm so lucky." and "You're my zoof, always and forever

by Infinityz January 13, 2011

zooty fruity

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.

Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo

by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010

Zoofondo

A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate.

A master of Deadpan humor.

A Zoofondo would say something like: "Yea ... you're strong, but I like to bring you back down to earth by saying things like 'I could always just shoot you in the head. Then you'd just die.' Just to let ya know ".

Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."

by QueenSammich April 28, 2005

zoofist

Hardcore fisting in an animalistic fashion.

George Bush zoofisted Hillary Clinton.

by Odin Bain February 12, 2010

zootypanjabouthgrana

a zoo where they keep weird creatures and fantasy characters in Grana

I saw a Dougal at the zootypanjabouthgrana when I went last week

by foetus deletus May 29, 2020

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

Crystal zooty

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.

by Quantmebad December 4, 2018