Zonking

Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.

1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!

2.What the zonk?

3.I am zonked out!

(tired)

by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013

Zonk

A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")

The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.

by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003

Zonking

To travel really quickly

"cmon quickly!"
"I'm a zonking!"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

Zonks

The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.

Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.

by DaddyPools November 7, 2017

Zonk

When you don’t know what you’re even on, where you’re at, what you’ve been, or who you are.

“I’ve said I’m zonked when I’m not even passed out” - Brody

by Sonk but with a Z September 6, 2020

Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.

"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023