zonked 

Like zoomed but in a more aggressive manner.

He just zonked past me!!

zonked by Gromlin June 24, 2005

zonked 

In the midwest, used as another word for cool, or fly.

Later bro, stay zonked.

zonked by Derek R. B. December 15, 2007

Zonked 

You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.

I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up

Zonked by SMDSGILGDYDBYDB October 19, 2017

Zonked 

Zoonked - to be high out of ya brains

Jimmy : how was the weed in Cali ?

Terio: bruh shit had me zonked , I

Zonked by Icy.shev May 27, 2018

Zonked 

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

Zonked by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019

Zonked 

When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down

Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"

Zonked by Deathmuffin22 February 25, 2020

Zonked 

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

Zonked by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020