that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!
by labio July 2, 2008

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!
or for fun:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!
or for fun:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
by Zoinkisaurous March 3, 2011

"Zoink!"
by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.
"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"
by cordrone October 18, 2009

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.
"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."
by vinnikk March 11, 2019


by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018
