Zoink

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

by Crouch June 11, 2006

zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008

Zoink

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

by Zoinkisaurous March 3, 2011

Zoink

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

zoinks

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.

"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"

by cordrone October 18, 2009

Zoink

A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.

"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."

by vinnikk March 11, 2019