Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.

Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist

You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.

by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023

Zinking

Actively gooning in a educational setting.

Tucker was Zinking in the back of the class.

by The Zinkinater April 16, 2025

Zink

The combination of the words “Zoom” and “link” — Zoom link. This is a shorthand way of referring to a zoom link or links (plural: Zinks). This can also happen when thinking or speaking too fast and they merge into the one word.

I need you to send me the Zink for tomorrow, please!

I noticed you need to edit the time of the Zink.

by LingDanc803 January 9, 2023

Josh Zink

A 13 year old boy attracted to minions and despicable me

Boy 1: it’s josh zink

Boy 2:shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 20, 2023

Zinke 3000

A Zinke 3000 is the updated Version of the Zinke 2000 and the oldest version, the Zinke 1000.

Equipped with a SemiAutomatic Navigation Device, supported by a Cache-O-mat, the Zinke 3000 is a reliable unit for many users.
Still, there are many unexplored functions of the Zinke 3000, waiting to be released.

The only way to destroy a Zinke 3000 might be a Schweinehaufen.

The Zinke 3000 has led us to the Pfandabgabestelle. No Schweinehaufen has destroyed him YET.

by ColaKracher June 30, 2011

Zinks

Mean you are disabled

wow you really are zinks

by LazySensy June 26, 2022