Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

by Guntherthepriest June 29, 2009

Zech

A small skinny white boy who looks Mexican with dyslexia who constantly lies and backstabs his friends

omg did u hear how Zech backstabbed his friend last week

by gtrawhrtyt October 17, 2017

zichat

A beautiful unisex name for people from southern kaduna in Nigeria.. It simply means “We love you” or “Beloved”.

Hey Zichat! How are you doing?

by Zichat May 2, 2021

Adam zelch

A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut

Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch

by Dburn3 July 12, 2016

zech

life, energy, beans, zest, youthfulness, happy.

"you have zech" would be a way to use this word.

by Cormand July 21, 2006

zeech

a cock ass trick who constantly busts balls

kid 1:Ey!!eric keeps bustin' my balls.
kid 2:He's being a zeech huh?

by banana cognac Biatch!! February 16, 2008

ZEECH

A person who possesses the traits of a low life loser. A festering boil on the ass of society.

You're not planning on bringing that friggin' zeech out with us this weekend, are ya'??

by Lady Lee October 8, 2006