zed

the coolest person ever. seems serious but very fun. if you dont have a zed in your life, then its sad.

ayo zed is back at it again

by goofyahhsags November 16, 2022

Zed

NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER MEOW NI-

Zed Said "NEITHER NEITHER NEITHER MEOW NI-"

by Ew2412011 June 15, 2023

Zed

Someone who is dead, preferably their name was Zed but it works either way.

"Who is Zed?"
"Zed's dead baby"

by ButtsMcgeexx October 9, 2016

zed

the actual way to say the last letter of the english alphabet if you are from canada!!!

we canadians do not say zee we say zed just like the rest of the common wealth!(for those who do not know the common wealth is all of the english colonies. think of the common wealth games all of those countries)

there is a sign that reads " e-z tax retunes"
British person- what does it mean 'e-zed' tax returns?
canadian person- it is the lazy americans way of saying easy, yes i know its dumb.
british person-so the zed makes the sound zee? why?
canadian person- only the lord knows why, i guess they just had to be different as always! :@

by zed baby(: April 15, 2009

Zed

The temporary lack of sense on your tastebuds due to being high.

Deaf is to hearing loss as
Zed is to tasting loss.

I can't tell if this pineapple is sweet because im zed right now.

by Mojojojoluck August 3, 2018

Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman July 24, 2006

Zed

A really weird way to say Z. Used by Australians, the British, and Canadians. The Alphabet should only be pronounced with vowels, not with other included letters such as "d"...

See also: Zee, the correct way of saying the letter Z...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Zed.

by Zeddy! April 22, 2006