table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

Zambizi Swamp-Donkey

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!

by Phill Howe December 27, 2007

Zombinized

Little to no sleep & still have no plans to rest. Worked long hours with no possable end in site. A state of dazed awakeness.

I am so zombinized that I could just drop.

by Michael R. Wright January 22, 2008

zombinick

state of being entranced in a 'zombie'-like, brainless stare induced by television.

hey 'zombinick!' get in the shower!

by dan e jay March 28, 2010

Zalbinitis

A horrible affliction Causing an individual with a large trust fund to commit him or her self to So many charity boards and events they begin overlapping causing the victim to suffer complete humiliation

“Can you believe they got Abraham to join another board? That shitbird showed up 3 hours late to the gala” definitely a bad case of zalbinitis

by Zane alsabrey December 4, 2019

Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.

My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go

by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009