ZJ

(ZIGGY STARDUST JOB) 1. Like a hand job and a blow job mixed together, but VERY gay and while playing David Bowie music. 2. A kind of flute

"Want a ZJ?? I'll put on David's greatest hits" "Thats sounds great!, play Space Odyssey, It gives me a raging boner!

by GIANT(in my pants?) May 24, 2008

ZJ

An orgy on top of a moving vehicle.

Mommy look, there's a ZJ going on on that tractor trailer!

by Fed99 March 30, 2011

ZJ

A 1993-1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Lets go four wheelin' with Chris's ZJ!

by A-Web August 05, 2005

ZJ

a ZJ as mentioned in the movie "Beerfest" is actually a zitjob. the object is to find the biggest zit on a persons body, pop it, suck out the puss and snowball (or spit) back into the other persons mouth

pop suck spit gulp enjoy your zj if you can afford it

by saskapoon October 27, 2006

ZJ

While hanging upside down, get a blowjob, listen to a Zune mp3 player, and record it on your phone.

I got the best ZJ ever last night

by Papa Foles February 08, 2008

ZJ

A ZJ, also known as a Zoom Job, is when your dirty mistress services you, and gets the hell outta there before your significant other can catch you.

I got an amazing ZJ last night, but I almost got caught!

by frodobaggins November 06, 2006

ZJ

When a girl bends over and puts her arms between her legs and a guy grabs them and yanks up making the girl do a front flip enabling her head to zip directly into his crotch.

http://break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html this is a video displaying what would be a ZJ if the dude was nude.

by fantasticskeetskeet July 18, 2008