yo mama

A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

yo mama by Jay November 13, 2003

yo mama

A greeting used on one's mother.

"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"

yo mama by Arthur November 16, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to find out how long she slept

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo mama so fat she needs to watches one for each time zone

yo mama like a lightswitch any one can turn her on

yo mama by godofthunder890 December 21, 2003

Yo Mama

1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.

1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!

Yo Mama by nikki November 23, 2003

yo mama

Also spelled Yo Mama, Yo Mamma, yo mamma, Yo Moma, yo moma, Yo Momma, yo momma, and "dat stupid muderfuking biatch ofer der", yo mama is commonly found as an insult to someones mom. Especially used by little bastards for their fucking retarded "yo mama jokes". Here's an example of one of them.

Yo mama so fucking fat, ugly, and tall, I took a picture of her when she was born, and it's still printing, the motherfucking prick!!!!

yo mama by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

Yo Mama

Your mom An insult... like those "Yo Mama" jokes. An insult to people's families.

"Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!"

Yo Mama by Mistukai_O_Kuroi August 31, 2004

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

yo mama by spanky July 10, 2003