witter (vb.) / witter on (vb.)

To ramble, usually about total shite (and usually drunkenly)

"I'm really sorry about wittering on the other night. We really should have gone for an espresso instead."

by Graham November 24, 2003

witterbegal

commonly associated with bucketminge, witterbegal describes a dysfunctional or somewhat impaired vagina. Not necessarily diseased but rather not put to good use.

Andrew: "Damm i heard that girl has a bucketminge!"
Annette: "Yeah she's riddled with witterbegal aswell!..god i wouldn't ride her even if she came wit pedals!!!"

by AWHHHHYEAH April 17, 2010

Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.

Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.

Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.

by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015

Wetterschadenfreude

The glee felt by people in colder, snowy regions (i.e. Upstate New York,) when other (generally warmer,) areas get pounded with a violent snowstorm that misses the notoriously cold region.

While Upstate New York enjoyed unseasonably warm temperatures in January, Philadelphia had three feet of snow, sparking a feeling of wetterschadenfreude from Albany to Buffalo.

by medusasbedhead February 4, 2009

wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

Wetterfall

To dominate something until it really matters, and then fall completely out of contention when there is any pressure on the line. To fold like a cheap lawn chair under pressure.

The Buffalo Bills always get to the playoffs, but seem to wetterfall when it comes time for the Superbowl

Neil's team will be in the playoffs, but don't worry about him, he always wetterfalls in the first round.

by Jay Cormier November 12, 2005

Watterinja

South African: A pompous self-obsessed windbag, a copious producer of hot air, an empty headed buffoon.

Watterinja is originally a disease of South African Boars. It causes bloating, high-pitched squealing, flatulence, and brain-damage in the afflicted animal. Commonly occurs in aged boars.

Says he's got an IQ of 180 but he's only capable of communicating in empty platitudes and fat-headed waffle. What a watterinja!

by Jan van den Aardvaark December 22, 2008