WTMFS

What The Mother Fucking Shit

Ralph: Yo, I wrote an extra 1000 words for the essay.
Cameron: WTMFS .

by vancitychick March 7, 2011

wtmff

What the motherfucking fuck?

Person 1: have you ever tried tasting your own semen no homo
Person 2: wtmff?!

by mstksg October 23, 2008

WTFWJD

an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.

bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.

by Dan62 April 4, 2008

WTMW

Abbreviation for "Welcome To My World." Used to indicate that one is used to something happening to him. When used sarcastically, can indicate that one is sick of something bad happening often or again and agian.

Gambler: I just lost everything when I went all in. This sucks.
Unlucky Gambler: I know how it feels, man. WTMW.

by Marvin Willis September 16, 2007

WTFWMJKD

What the fuck would maynard james keenan do?
Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer of Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.

Descripes himself as "happily unmarried"
Uses a paint ball gun to repel fans

I was about to kick some guys ass but then i thought WTFWMJKD so i kicked his ass any way.

by Wild Bill 72 May 31, 2009

WTFWTFS

An acronym for "what the fuck was that fucking shit". Commonly said when someone fucks up big time, typically something simple that you think couldn't be fucked up.

Counter-Strike, last round, 5 people v 1 person, should be an easy win -- the 1 guy kills the entire team of 5.

"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"

by aircoft December 29, 2015

wtffwwulwwultyahc

What the fricking frick! When Will You Learn, When Will You Learn That Your Actions Have Consequences!

Text conversation: Dude! I spilled a drink on some dudes windshield and owed him 300 dollars! Another man: Sigh... wtffwwulwwultyahc.

by defonito April 9, 2019