When Tony realized the girl he met over the internet looked nothing like the Cindy Crawford picture she'd sent him and was actually totally wrecked, he realized he had no choice but to tell her he had a bad case of the beer shits and sneak out the bathroom window.
by Nick D January 16, 2007
Get the wreckedmug. (verb): to wreck. A term used in football(soccer); to completely dominate another player of the opposition with skill or otherwise(pace, strength, etc.). The victim of a wreck loses all sense of dignity and self-respect and tears may sometimes follow. The wrecker is greeted with cheers and applause and retains legend status for a certain length of time(depending on the wreck itself). The victim is further humiliated by being labelled as 'beat' for the rest of the game.
by xabialonsoisgod November 5, 2014
Get the Wreckmug. by Missy A M March 27, 2009
Get the wreckmug. The hammer splatted my thumbnail and it wrecked!
by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004
Get the wreckedmug. Someone who is in their first year at University and spends the vast majority of their student loan and overdraft on drinking with the sole intention of getting into the second year by the most relax means possible.
Roy: 'Village, what do you mean you're going out tonight?! Haven't you got an essay in for tomorrow you massive wreck!?'
by LeRoyGrand April 17, 2008
Get the wreckmug. 
