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you wont last 30 seconds

that message on those pornhub ads for games that say "this is so much better than watching porn" and "you will cum in 30 seconds" and stuff like that.
guy: man im ready to jerk off to some porn
ad: you wont last 30 seconds playing this game
guy: ooh
by cockjacker March 1, 2023
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Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.
Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"
by jay20716 October 13, 2014
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WoWtrovert

Someone who plays World of Warcraft so much that they no longer engage in any other activities, like eating or sleeping.
Billy is now intravenously fed ever since he became a WoWtrovert.
by Donxiote March 13, 2009
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Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
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wont-shutup-a-saurus

A term used to describe that one person in the office who in any given situation, be it a large meeting, small meeting, or casual conversation simply will not shup up. This person seldom stops talking so that they can be the center of attention and voice their opinions about everything possible.

When speaking to this person you may believe them to be listening. However they are not hearing a single word you say and are instead trying to find the first entry point for them to interrupt you and resume talking.

A wont-shutup-a-saurus will often tie up others in the office for large periods of time with total disregard for the fact that they may have work to do or that there may be a person waiting to talk to them about something important (even if this person is standing directly behind them).
Boy that guy sure is a wont-shutup-a-saurus, he was talking to me about his ridiculously over priced suit & shoes for over an hour yesterday.
by Old man Herbert January 24, 2008
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WoWted

To point out to the public that someone plays World of Warcraft
Sue WoWted me in her blog. Now all her friends know I'm a geek.
by PHUQT January 17, 2008
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HE WONT

Noun. A person that constantly bails or flakes after saying he will do something but then doesn't. Especially when it comes to partying.

Verb. Calling someone out who always flakes after saying they are going to party.
Guy #1: Hey guys im gonna get blacked out drunk and rage my face of tonight.

Guy #2: "HE WONT!!!"

Guy #3: Tyler is such a HEWONT. I wish he would actually come party for once.
by Reinman July 27, 2011
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