Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?
Think about that.
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?
Think about that.
by Adrian July 13, 2006
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He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.
He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.
He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.
He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.
A woodchip does not smile at you one day and ignore you another. He is loyal all the way through. No matter how you look, no matter how you feel, he will always be there to help you. Many love him, but he returns the love. He is a true friend. And he is always a true friend.
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by Monkey pwner January 12, 2005
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Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
by caxwl July 13, 2004
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2: v. to wonchan-when you throw an in-use toothbrush at someone else's face so that the toothpaste/saliva mixture gets on his or her face and they run off screaming while you laugh and say, "You got wonchanned!"
2: v. to wonchan-when you throw an in-use toothbrush at someone else's face so that the toothpaste/saliva mixture gets on his or her face and they run off screaming while you laugh and say, "You got wonchanned!"
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