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The Woody Woodpecker

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"
by The Hunter June 11, 2006
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Tee Woody

Noun. Used to label a person, place, thing, or action/abstract idea that is negative in connotation. Can also be used as a deterrent from committing negative actions. Sometimes shortened to just "Tee"

A person can be labeled as a "Tee Woody" through his/her actions which are undesirable towards the labeler, or by continuously showing bad judgment.

An action can be Tee Woody by being generally stupid in nature and implementation, or undesirable to the speaker of the term "Tee Woody".

Frequently used to describe a very intoxicated state of mind.

The phrase "Tee Woody" can be used in almost any situation to describe anything from the insignificant and mundane, to the most significant events of history.

Due to overuse in the area of Dunwoody, a suburb to the north of Atlanta, the user of the phrase "Tee Woody" might be considered by some to be a douche bag if they are not familiar with the user of the phrase, and the vernacular of Dunwoody.
Example 1:

Christopher: "Yo let me hit that"
Stephen: "I don't have much left"
Christopher: "Don't be Tee Woody"
Stephen: "Alright alright here you go"
Christopher: "'Preciate it homie"

Example 2:

Christopher: "Yo let me hit that"
Stephen: "No"
Christopher: "Please"
Stephen: "I said No"
Christopher: "You're so Tee Woody"
Stephen: "Peace"

Example 3:

Stephen: "I told Christopher not to do take those pills, but he did anyways"
Greg: "What a Tee Woody"
Stephen: "I know, he was so Tee Woody Dunn Dunn"
by BernieP January 16, 2008
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Woody Harrelson

Marijuana. It is named after him because this guy really blazes like crazy. He also wears hemp and plants those seeds.
"Are you okay?"

"Yes, of course. I'm on that Woody Harrelson"
by Big-Guy December 22, 2007
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woody allen

A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.
by Andrew Callaway August 2, 2003
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Wooldy

Noun, verb, adjective, pet name or term of endearment specifically used by English Soccer players when referring to a team mate or situation involving unusually small male genitalia. Often used as a hashtag (#) on Twitter by various professional English Soccer Leagues.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.
Tweeted by @BenHamer21 of Charlton athletic at 3:05PM on 4/5/2012: "@JemKaracan @seanmorrison_91 get following these Woooooldys! Pair of World Beaters!" - in reference to the known habit of @BenHamer21 to touch his genitals in public places.

"You're a wooldy mate"

"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"
by Charltonfan22 November 11, 2012
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get a woody

to get a boner to-have a erection
Why I see her ass.....I get a woody bruhhh
by Thatgurlsisie January 10, 2019
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Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016
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