Walsack Wolly Womper

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.

Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

womper

Someone who goes on and on talking about meaningless stuff that no one wants to hear about. but they keep talking and talking and talking and...

Jimmy was womping about how his girlfriend was "soooo hottt", but no one cared.

by rae October 19, 2004

Womster

Large, Blonde-haired creature who eats way too much. Another term for Jake. A play on a surname. Derived from the Automatic song, "Monster"

"What's that comin' over hill is it 'The Womster'? Is it 'The Womster'?"

by Olivia Richardson May 30, 2008

Womper

A descriptive term when something or someone is winding down or becoming a downer. Derived from the audible in some cartoons and older movies when a character was largely disappointed or something went significantly wrong (it sounded similar to the phoentic spelling of: "waa waam waaam waaaamp"). A "womper" experience might be likened to the feeling of going home with a super hot girl and then experiencing erectile dysfunction.

Let's do this, just to make sure someone isn't a womper at the end of the day.

by profff May 29, 2008

Guinea pig wompers

a highly confusing way of insulting someone like using the phrase "Douche wibler". It means nothing to most and everything to a few, its the insult you can resort to for when your loosing a "Your Mama Battle".

Hey there you god damned Guinea pig wompers.

by PGundy July 7, 2010

Womper

A rascist term towards a white person

Sean: Yo what you sayin ma womper
Alex: Not much Cracka.

by Da A-Man May 21, 2008

Womper-stinker

1.A person who stinks lke shit
2. Someone who is unreasonable

Ex. Dude, you're a womper-stinker!!!

by R-o-b-b-i-e June 2, 2003