Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.
"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"
by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010
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I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition.
by buffblo March 17, 2009
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Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!
by Lilrandom July 6, 2008
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Get the gutted wombat mug.A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....
What a waste of money brains and time....
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an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina
an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus
a 'happy trail'
back hair
Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.
by neonWaner May 14, 2009
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