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Woman

A woman is the second inferior gender, and is more commonly known as an “object”
Man: “hey woman, come make me a sandwich now!”

Woman: “no I don’t think I will

Man: *beats woman*
by Poop sock man May 23, 2020
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Woman

1. Female of the human species. For counterpart, see also Man.
2. Is neither inherently superior, nor inferior to the male. What she lacks, he possesses and vice versus. Only distinguishable via genitalia.
3. Generally an emotional creature due to inherent hormonal physically traits resultant of genitalia necessary for child bearing.
4. Physically weaker than the male and, due to societal emphasis on physical prowess, tends to be forced/assume the role of an inferior or subservient creature thus the "prettier" of the species.
5. Tends to think with the right brain (creative) and thusly tends to be more creative than male counterpart.
6. Eve: purveryed of sin into the world.
7. Biologically, the muscular system of the female is considerably less developed than that of the male, however the bone structure/density of the female is far superior (as necessary for biological reproduction), thus contributing to the longer life span of the female.
8. When treated right, best damn thing any man could ever hope to have.
That poor woman needs an epidural!
That woman is HOW old?!
What a woman!
by Youknowwho June 4, 2003
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Woman

A human being who should be respected and treated equally. No matter what, a woman is no less than a man and should be treated with respect and kindness, and shouldn't be punished for her gender. If anyone is sexist or thinks that men are better than women or think that someone was "asking for it" when they are raped, PLEASE go to hell. You are the scum of the human race. People often say that women are "slaves to their hormones" but statistics show that women tend to be less hormonal than men, as they have been taught since birth that they should put their feelings aside just to seem less like a bitch and to "serve their male partners". I am thoroughly disappointed with the human race and how they have treated women like objects and lesser beings.
Man: A woman should never be in power.
Woman: We are equal! If you truly think that please go jump off a cliff or change you morals drastically.
by SwimmingScallion May 23, 2018
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Woman

Man, I sure could use a woman right now.
by ars64 April 15, 2006
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Woman

Amazing,lovely,girlfriend,love,wife,amazing and sexy
by Jsapkaerkes April 16, 2015
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Woman

For the other half of the sky

Woman, I can hardly express,
My mixed emotion at my thoughtlessness,
After all I'm forever in your debt,

And woman, I will try to express,
My inner feelings and thankfulness,
For showing me the meaning of success,
Ooh, well, well,
Ooh, well, well,

Woman, I know you understand
The little child inside the man,
Please remember my life is in your hands,

And, woman, hold me close to your heart,
However distant don't keep us apart,
After all it is written in the stars,
Ooh, well, well,
Ooh, well, well,

Woman, please let me explain,
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain,
So let me tell you again and again and again,

I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah).
Woman
by Wanderlust_721 November 2, 2023
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