dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

Chocolate Wolverine

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10

I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.

by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009

wolverine joint

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.

Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"

by Spencer the human April 25, 2014

Blitz Wolfer

Being Normal is to boring for this type of person (scotty) loves rubix cubes

Blitz Wolfer a Youtuber loves rubix cubes

by Elijah.G December 8, 2018

Michigan Wolverines

A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.

Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.

by Gman4lifecali November 22, 2010

wolverine

He thinks he's a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won't stop macking on my girlfrend, Phoenix. I swear if I catch that son of a bitch with my girl again, I'll laser-fry his sorry ass so bad he'll have a hard time healing himself.

And by the way, his name is Logan.

That bastard still owes me for wrecking my car with his claws.

by Cyclops August 11, 2003

Wolverine Surprise

Prior to intercourse, prepare a bag of neatly trimmed and/or shaven pubic hair and leave in the posession of a trusted accomplice. Have said accomplice hide in closet (with bag of pubic hair at ready.) Invite a lady friend and proceed to commit hideous sexual acts (e.g. rusty trombone). Following ejaculation upon facial region, have accomplice promptly emerge from closet and disperse pubic hair over ejaculate-covered area. In chorus, shout "Wolverine!". Bask in the glory of your successfully executed Wolverine Surprise.

"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"

by Daveyboi January 30, 2008